The Milk Factory

9:25pm Feburary 26th 2020

Dear Diary,

We have decided to open a fully functional milk factory right here in our living room! I of course, will be handling the managerial side of things while my wife Meagan will be in charge of the production line. So far we (and I saw we because I am clearly pulling my own weight here) have been able to out produce the local milk farm which houses well over 100 prized heifers.

Medium rare steak, spicy Chinese food, pork tenderloin, Honey Bunches of Oats and the occasional popsicle are the key to our milks smooth texture and unique flavor.

“It truly is one of a kind and a must try!”

The King is very pleased with our efforts and he has decided to open a milk cellar where only the finest of batches are bottled, dated and aged. These limited edition bottles are only available with permission directly form the King.

If you would like to place an order or to fill out an application for a chance to try the Kings Royal Batch please send me an email with your back account information, social security number and a 1000 word essay as to why you think you deserve this once in a lifetime opportunity.

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