The Blessing

1:24am March 2nd 2020

Dear Diary,

I am Blessed!

No, Seriously I received a blessing from our King earlier this evening! Here is how it went down.

Picture this: My son, sitting with his mommy, head bouncing around, eyes not sure what they’re looking at, utter confustion taking over all of his expressions. A loud adult sized fart suddently squeezes out of his diaper and into the stangnant air that fills our living room and our lungs. Meagan Shockley and I instantly look at one another. A moment of silence passes. We both nod in approval - proud parents. Our baby boy is already growing up!

“Confused look + Fart Sounds = Diaper Change ”

I’m on Diaper Duty

I get the little guy out of his diaper, completely ignorant to the blessing I was about to receive.

Its funny, I always thought Holy water was supposed to be cold

The King must have been caught up in the moment because he decided to bless the carpet, his clothing, the diaper mat, both my arms, GiGi the Patient of Panama and his entire body. Good times, I am just happy it didn’t end up in my beard.

I’ve decided to take this in stride and look at it as a “second baptism”. A new start to a new life with my baby boy and beautiful wife. Meagan, I love you and have so much respect for you. Id change all the diapers in the world if you asked me to!